The closest I’ve come to a bar fight recently was while eavesdropping on a conversation in which a fellow customer was holding forth to his date about the pointlessness of the cucumber. The two were ...

The cucumber gin needs to be infused at least 1 hour in advance. Refrigerate the infused gin for up to 1 week. Celery bitters, from brands such as the Bitter Truth or Scrappy’s, can be found at liquor ...